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hehehe...best nye tajuk ni....kesinambungan dari entry "underweight Vs obese"...
Procedure & Estimated Immediate Weight Loss
Clip finger and toenails : 1 ounce maximum
Haircut : 2-6 ounces
Drastic Haircut/Headshave : 4-12 ounces
Take a diuretic : 1-3 pounds (temporary)
Take a laxative : 1-2 pounds (temporary)
Colon Therapy / Take an Enema : 2-3 pounds (temporary)
Run a marathon on a hot day : 3 lbs (women), 5 lbs (men) (temporary)
Amputate your arm : 10-25 lbs (way too permanent)
Amputate your leg : 15-45 lbs (again, not advised)
Take a big pee. : up to 1.5 pounds
Take a big dump : up to 2.5 pounds
Go barefoot : 1-2 pounds
Go Naked : 1-8 pounds (summer vs. winter)
Contact lenses vs. Glasses : 0.3 pounds
No liquids all day : 1-2 pounds
No food all day : 2-3 pounds
No salt all day : 0-1 pound
Liposuction : 10 lbs maximum per surgery
Donate a kidney : 3 pounds.
Breast Reduction Surgery : 5-15 pounds typically.
hehe...some of those are adviseable but some are TOTALLY NOT ADVISEABLE
source : faddiet
to see the source: -click here-
adeiz :
p/s: those are only jokes...please dont try above at home....18 y/o below...please consult ur parent...=p
Procedure & Estimated Immediate Weight Loss
Clip finger and toenails : 1 ounce maximum
Haircut : 2-6 ounces
Drastic Haircut/Headshave : 4-12 ounces
Take a diuretic : 1-3 pounds (temporary)
Take a laxative : 1-2 pounds (temporary)
Colon Therapy / Take an Enema : 2-3 pounds (temporary)
Run a marathon on a hot day : 3 lbs (women), 5 lbs (men) (temporary)
Amputate your arm : 10-25 lbs (way too permanent)
Amputate your leg : 15-45 lbs (again, not advised)
Take a big pee. : up to 1.5 pounds
Take a big dump : up to 2.5 pounds
Go barefoot : 1-2 pounds
Go Naked : 1-8 pounds (summer vs. winter)
Contact lenses vs. Glasses : 0.3 pounds
No liquids all day : 1-2 pounds
No food all day : 2-3 pounds
No salt all day : 0-1 pound
Liposuction : 10 lbs maximum per surgery
Donate a kidney : 3 pounds.
Breast Reduction Surgery : 5-15 pounds typically.
hehe...some of those are adviseable but some are TOTALLY NOT ADVISEABLE
source : faddiet
to see the source: -click here-
adeiz :
p/s: those are only jokes...please dont try above at home....18 y/o below...please consult ur parent...=p




2 Comments:
this is soooooooooooooooooooooo damn hilarious!!
jahat ko ek!!
go diet!but dont die bcz of the diet!hehe
hehe....mana ada aku jahat...sapa yg buat ni lg jahat....aku plagarism je...(buang part yg senset sikit)
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